Whats is going on shungite fam. It seems that the lack of people buying my precious shungite, made from the only purest minerals such as quartz, mica, albite, and pyrite, has left me in a slight damper. Due to the 0% in sales of my lustrious shungite I've been temporarily vacated from my previous office that was also my current residence, which once held the outstanding stones of shungite in a huge sack in the corner of the not dingy motel room. Only the best for these excellent chunks of special healing rocks.

That is right, even though I've been evicted from my domicile I shall not give in. I shall sell and spread the good name of shungite even if I'm bumming off a library WiFi to share the good word of shungite to the good people of the internet and so what if I'm living in "squalor" and "a vagrant", wandering with heavy load on my back literally and figuratively. As always shungite fam, have a good one and buy shungite.

Whats UP My Silly Gamers, DeclaringCrab here. I'm currently under a huge obligation to tell ya'll about shungite, because due to NASA attempting to disclose the study and existence of this godly substance, which could have a guaranteed cure for cancer and absolutely end world hunger, also that you should spend your hard earned cash on it. You better have understood when I gave that irrefutable information, therefore stating that shungite is the miracle mineral that will cure every illness that comes over you and your family, and also any cancerous tumors no matter the severity. As all ways have a good one and buy Shungite.