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The Lack of Shungite Sales Kicked Me Out of My Motel

Posted by DeclaringCrab - June 1st, 2023


Whats is going on shungite fam. It seems that the lack of people buying my precious shungite, made from the only purest minerals such as quartz, mica, albite, and pyrite, has left me in a slight damper. Due to the 0% in sales of my lustrious shungite I've been temporarily vacated from my previous office that was also my current residence, which once held the outstanding stones of shungite in a huge sack in the corner of the not dingy motel room. Only the best for these excellent chunks of special healing rocks.

That is right, even though I've been evicted from my domicile I shall not give in. I shall sell and spread the good name of shungite even if I'm bumming off a library WiFi to share the good word of shungite to the good people of the internet and so what if I'm living in "squalor" and "a vagrant", wandering with heavy load on my back literally and figuratively. As always shungite fam, have a good one and buy shungite.iu_985589_8758437.jpg


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do you like rub those rocks on yourself how does it work

Oh its quite simple my good sir, it is applicable any where as along the shungite stays near you at all times, because the shungite will become lonely and loose all will to live.

@orbitz Clearly a level one shungus goblin, please educate youself broadly before EVER mentioning the shungite community, NEVER EVER RAAAAAAAAAAHHH